No soup for you
The actual Soup Nazi, Al Yeganeh, who was the basis for of one of the most popular Seinfeld
episodes ever has had his recipes reverse engineered by Todd Wilbur at
topsecretrecipes.com. There is even a brief interview where he lives up to his portrayal:
TW: How do you feel about all the publicity that followed the Seinfeld episode?
AY: I didn't need it. I was known well enough before that. I don't need it.
TW: But it must have been good for business, right?
AY: He [Seinfeld] used me. He used me. I didn't use him, he used me.
TW: How many people do you serve in a day?
AY: I cannot talk to you. If I talk I cannot work.
TW: How many different soups do you serve?
AY: (getting very upset) I cannot talk. (Pointing to sign) Move to the left. Next.
Four recipes are revealed:
Cream of Potato,
Chicken Chili,
Mulligatawny, and
Crab Bisque. It's a shame that I'm too lazy to make them. Let me know how they come out.